Meet the Troupe

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  • Mounts a Lot is a cheeky actress, comedian, clown and cabaret performer. She has brown-auburn hair which is wavy and wild and reaches past her shoulders. She is wearing a black and gold zig-zag sequin dress, a blue feather clip in her hair, blue feathery eyelashes and sparkly blue lipstick. She is holding an avocado to one side and looking sultry! In front of her is a low table on which stands another avocado and a bowl. There are blue velvet curtains in the background.
    Mouncealot
  • Miss Mustardseed is a singer and cabaret performer. She is singing with great emotion, behind a microphone stand. She is wearing an emerald green dress which is long and flowing, and is wearing the same colour green as eyeshadow. She also wears red lipstick and a white paper flower in her brown hair. She is reaching out her hands, which are by her hips.
    Miss Mustardseed
  • Tootsie (who also goes by Steph De Whalley) is an actress, tap dancer and cabaret performer. She is mid-tap dance here, looking cheerfully at the floor. She is wearing a red sleeveless dress, knee length, which is half-covered by a red checked apron, and black heeled tap shoes. Behind her is a table with a wrapped present and a vase of flowers on it. We can just see a couple of audience members behind her who are enjoying her dance.
    Tootsie
  • Belle Bluestocking is a dancer and cabaret performer. She is mid-dance here with her arms in fourth position, and one leg extended to the side. She is wearing a white, flowing, Grecian-looking mini-dress, and a gold leaf crown. She has collar-length brown hair. Her eyes are closed and she looks focused and serene. Behind her are several audience members watching on.
    Belle Bluestocking
  • Ida Sanguine is a burlesque performer and classically trained dancer. She is mid-performance, in a glorious arabesque position. She is wearing a white evening-type shirt that covers her hips, and her legs are bare. Her long red hair falls down her back. Behind her we can see a few audience members, concentrating on her, entranced.
    Ida Sanguine
  • Dee Dee la Femme is a burlesque performer. She is standing next to a microphone stand and is singing her heart out. Her hair is red and curled in a 50's style. She wears thick black eyeliner and red lipstick, and a black evening dressed, mostly covered by a light brown faux-fur stole. She is also wearing white evening gloves and a sparkly silver choker.
    Dee Dee La Femme
  • Bollywood and burlesque performer Bolly Ditz Dolly performing her 'Elephant' act for Invisible Cabaret
    Bolly Ditz Dolly
  • Petit Pois
  • Ferrero Rochelle is a burlesque performer, singer and actress. She is blowing a kiss to an audience member. She wears a blue corset, on which are pinned yellow and silver balloons where audience members have written some 'bad mental health' thoughts about themselves (which she will go on to pop with a toy screwdriver!). She also wears grey knee-high socks and a yellow hard hat. Her copper-coloured hair is gently waved, falling onto her shoulders, and she's wearing red lipstick. Behind her are blue velvet curtains, and at the bottom of the image we can see the outline of a couple of male audience members, enjoying the number.
    Ferrero Rochelle
  • Rosie Verbose is a singer, comedian and MC. She is making a funny Grumpy Cat face, holding the microphone up with her left hand and stretching her other arm out. She is wearing a black, vintage-style, shoulder-length wig and a headdress made of four bright, colourful pom-poms. She also wears a black sequinned evening dress and a brightly coloured shawl, with stripes the same colours as the pom poms.
    Rosie Verbose (Co-Director)
  • Blue Monday